You are a deliciously strange person. I’m sharing this with the only jaded, cynical friend I have. I think he’ll love it. It’s basically a word-portrait of him.

A pox on Medium for not appreciating you properly. I’m trying to get curated byMedium myself. A tougher job than I thought it would be. I’d rather even the score by punching them in the throat than buying you a coffee. OK with you?

Stay weird.