Feb 11, 2024
"Mental maturbation" is one of my fave phrases. "Suck a bag of dicks" is another one. I'm going to try "blowjob" sometime soon!
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Written by Lisa Neff, Higher-Powered Life Coaching
I help adult kids/grandkids of alcoholics leverage their recovery to create the life they truly want!
Both of those are extremely useful as well! Let me know how “blowjob” works for you, I’m planning a follow-up article 😂😉👍
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